My Kind of Salad

Technically I'm supposed to be doing research for a major paper I have due, but the database for the school library is down, so I'm sorta SOL right now.  I decided to make myself a little snack and share it with the rest of y'all.  Now as a rule, I'm just not a fan of vegetables.  I only like a select few and they have to be cooked a certain way.  I've been known to gag if I find one piece of lettuce in my taco.  I hate warm lettuce!  I do NOT eat tomatoes in their raw form at all.  I take vitamins and drink whole fruit smoothie drinks to get my nutrients because it's damn sure not coming from those Jack in the Box tacos at 2 a.m.!  

This afternoon I made my favorite salad.  It doesn't have any of those silly ingredients most salads do.  Here's the recipe for my Frito Salad.

2 small cans of summer sweet corn

2 cups of shredded colby jack cheese

1/2 cup of mayo

1/2 cup of sour cream

1 tablespoon of finely chopped onion ( I used dried onion because I'm not a huge fan of onion texture)

1 full-size bag of Chili-Cheese Fritos

Stir everything together except the Fritos.  Add them and stir as you are ready to serve.

And that my friends is how you make a completely unhealthy salad!