Apparently I have one of those magnetic personalities. Too bad it's the insane freaks that I seem to draw in. They're like a moth to flame! Seriously, why? The last few months I've tried to be friends with an ex-boyfriend. Yeah, not my brightest moment I know. Basically, I feel bad for him because he has some anxiety issues and therefore, not many friends. We hang out and chit chat or whatever. I went over the other night and he proceeded to put the moves on me. When I said no, he called me a bitch. Yes, a grown man called me a bitch for not sleeping with him. I looked at him and said that wasn't nice and he said, "Well, you're being a bitch." I said, "Okay, I can be a bitch at home. Bye." I hadn't talk to him since. Then tonight this genius texts me and asks me to come over. I reminded him that he called me a bitch last time we hung out. He said sorry and then asked if we could have sex! I'm like ummm, NO. I said I just want to be friends with him. He said, "Hellooo, haven't you heard of friends with benefits???". I said no again and added a smiley face. He told me to go to hell! Then he texts me again five minutes later asking if I'll come over tomorrow. Um yeah, sure, ok. HA! Charmers like that get me every time. *Insert eye roll here.
OMG I've seriously had similar experiences!! What do they NOT understand about JUST FRIENDS? They always think there is going to be benefits or that your trying to get back with them. Well maybe just maybe you actually miss their friendship and they weren't that good in bed....a concept I know. Hahha
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