I met this man-child on Yahoo Personals. After a couple of email and text conversations, he asked me if I wanted to meet. I said sure. I mean his picture was really cute! He was 30 and had never had a serious relationship, but that was okay because he was really cute, okay on the verge of HOT. I know, not a good reason. I get to his house (I know, stupid) and we are sitting in his living room and he turns on ESPN. After a while of that he suggests we play Guitar Hero, so we went to the game room. He lived alone and had three flat screen televisions. He owned two cars (one was a BMW) and a motorcycle. It took me about two hours to realize this man was THE perpetual bachelor. He might as well play Geoffrey the Giraffe in the Toys'R'Us commercials singing, "I don't wanna grow up..." We played Guitar Hero and then watched some more ESPN. Three hours of sports and video games and I was ready to make my exit. I got a goodnight kiss at the door. After a couple of texts we didn’t talk again. Cute will only get him so far.
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